Things Satan Would (Probably) Say.

Hi. I'm Satan. I'm here to tell you something important: You are whole, perfect, and divine. You're not a sinner. You're a winner. ...What? No, no... you have it all wrong. God did NOT say that. Here... I'll tell you what He REALLY said... *Note: That annoying wooshing noise in the background? Yeah, that's Him. The Wind of God. Ugh. Typical. See how irritating He is!? You don't want to follow an irritating God now... do you? 👀WATCH👀: ● Want more satire? Click here... or not, whatever: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLvfK83TeHUsvPRzWL3DgOCbvwAt0zU39 📚RESOURCES📚: https://www.amazon.com/shop/melissadougherty 🤗DONATE🤗: If you are led, consider donating: https://paypal.me/MelissaDougherty77 📲FOLLOW📲: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NewAgeToChristianity/ Instagram: @melissaldougherty Twitter: https://twitter.com/Meldougherty77 My Website: https://www.melissadougherty.co/ 💡SEMINARY💡: Looking for a solid theological education? Look at Southern Evangelical Seminary: https://ses.edu/melissa/