HE TALKED TRASH—THEN FOUGHT MY BODYGUARD | EP. 165

The Heart Of David Merch Now Available at https://theheartofdavid.co!! Stay Connected: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgejanko Twitter: https://twitter.com/GeorgeJanko TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegeorgejankoshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shawnadellaricca Business Inquiries Email: george@divisionmedia.co Watch full episodes of The George Janko Show podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/GeorgeJanko/videos Blessed are the ones who are humble. Chapters: 00:00 Intro & George's Cracked Rib 04:04 Albert Pretends He Knows How to Drift 08:00 Getting Banned From Walmart 10:47 Abandoning George's Bachelor Party 13:15 Albert Challenges George's Security Guard 21:57 Their Childhood Was Absolute Chaos 24:00 Their Older Cousin Got Revenge 30:00 Growing Up in a Crazy Assyrian Family 34:09 Albert Somehow Became a Building Treasurer 42:00 Why Albert Talks to Every Stranger 43:43 The Security Guard Comes Back 51:15 Albert Shoots George in the Shower 53:34 Setting His Mom Up With Sebastian Maniscalco 57:16 Albert's Insane Memory 01:00:10 Why George Hates Watching Movies With Albert 01:02:44 Albert's Three-Cat Origin Story 01:09:49 The Story That Broke George's Heart 01:14:24 Why George Loves Being Married 01:15:26 The Off-Roading Disaster 01:19:57 The Security Guard Finally Shows Up 01:20:43 Albert Finally Faces the Security Guard